Lord of the Rings!
Yay! Lord of the Rings Rocks!
Now, I should probably warn you that I have a fairly limited stash of cast pix. They mostly include, ahem, Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood. 3 guesses why, and the first 2 don’t count.
Should I sort them for you? Probably. Am I going to? Probably not. Are you just gonna hafta deal? Survey says… YES. Suck it up, and have fun.
ALL Pictures on this page probably belong to someone else so only cite me if it’s some project, or if you feel like my website is amazing. (which it is) Any problems you have are just that. YOUR Problems. Don’t come crying to me, I don’t care. If the government or some other pissed off person comes after you, too bad. But write a story about it and I’ll think about posting it! So just kinda take these pictures, use them, plaster them all over your computer and other websites, but if your getting paid for any of this stuff- I want a share and I’d better get it. End of story. Have fun. ~Altaris. BTW, If anyone is so thoroughly and completely pissed off at any of these pictures, <insert some form of apology here>. If you post ME, (not the site) then I might be able to get around to taking it off the website and burning it onto a CD with your name and sob story so I can laugh privately at you for the rest of my natural life. If I don’t get around to it in 6 months to a year, there’s a do-it-yourself thing you can do. It’s called “Don’t look at my site if you don’t like it.” Thanx, and have a good rest of your existence.
Okay, Update completed. You asked for it, or at least Someone did. So here we are, my summer/spring break project of organised mad-crazy pix!! Dude, any pix of LotR you want, right here baby! Pure Dead Wicked!
Did I make it seem like Legolas was the main character? Well, THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS! BWAHAHA!
Admit it. That’s the best, easiest LoTR pix site that you can legally illegally take pictures from. C’mon, say it! Say it…
PS I was incredibly PISSED OFF at the fact that Faramir was so beyond screwed up in the Two Towers. That little trip to Osgarilth, yah, no. There was some other stuff, but I’ll gripe on other peoples websites that are far inferior to my own. Shove that up your pipe-weed pipe and smoke it like the best pipe-weed this side of the Southfarthing. N’yah so there.
Frederick the Freaky Frog for President! He promises that Chicken be the official food of America and that eating frogs be outlawed!